The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 588 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 9.182 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 331 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,067 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 588's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 588 is ranked 199,308^th in the world and 2,478^th in Suspicious for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 631.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.