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The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 523 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,590 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, Harry Potter books are banned, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 286's national animal is the Join Lily.

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