The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 253 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Human Oppressor population. The hard-working population of 4.149 billion Sweezeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The Sweezean economy, worth 173 trillion Catnips a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,731 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 253's national animal is the Human Oppressor.

Switz got Lazy 253 is ranked 112,349^th in the world and 259^th in Armies of Sweets for Most Armed, with 0.33 Weapons Per Person.