Population | 10.524 billion |
Capital | Artificial Solar System |
Leader | WS |
Faith | Braindead Movendorsing |
Currency | endorsement |
Animal | switcher |
The Devil In Me of Switchcraft and Endorsery is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by WS with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.524 billion Switchcraft and Endorseryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artificial Solar System. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Switchcraft and Endorseryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion endorsements a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,688 endorsements, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switchcraft and Endorsery's national animal is the switcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Braindead Movendorsing.
Switchcraft and Endorsery is ranked 200,364th in the world and 65th in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 46.98043521028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Switchcraft and Endorsery was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Switchcraft and Endorsery, WS's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Switchcraft and Endorsery was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.