The Jingoistic States of Svenish JA-37 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 395 million Svenish JA-37ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The very strong Svenish JA-37ian economy, worth 29.7 trillion svenish kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,121 svenish kronor, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,189 per year while the poor average 5,093, a ratio of 92.3 to 1.

Prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and Svenish JA-37 has designated Stockholm as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Svenish JA-37's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Svenish JA-37 is ranked 208,734^th in the world and 5^th in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces for Most Secular, with 15.62 Atheism Rate.