Population | 27.141 billion |
Capital | Luţia Suvo |
Leader | Anax Euvuleu |
Faith | Pythagoreanism |
Currency | sterze |
Animal | purple heron |
The Dominion of Suvia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Anax Euvuleu with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.141 billion Suvians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luţia Suvo. The average income tax rate is 77.6%.
The enormous but inefficient Suvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion sterzes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,385 sterzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and it is said that a Suvian woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvia's national animal is the purple heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pythagoreanism.
Suvia is ranked 1,161st in the world and 7th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 4,541.70542664 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Suvia, it is said that a Suvian woman's work is never done.
- : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Suvia, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
- : Following new legislation in Suvia, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
- : Following new legislation in Suvia, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
- : Suvia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Suvia, commemoration of the Great Europe War costs almost as much as the war itself.