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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,080thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,804th
The United Kingdom of
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Sut-puppet

Population5.983 billion

CurrencyStui
AnimalDolphin

The United Kingdom of Sut-puppet is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.983 billion Sut-puppetians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The strong Sut-puppetian economy, worth 357 trillion Stuis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,802 Stuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, the Dolphin stadiums are open 24/7, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sut-puppet, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sut-puppet's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sut-puppet is ranked 37,267th in the world and 1st in Ravioli Foundation for Most Primitive, scoring 60 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 20,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,804th

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