The People's Republic of Suspire is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 800 million Suspireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortimer. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suspiric economy, worth 39.9 trillion Bells a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,934 Bells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, all the playground's a stage for Suspiric schoolchildren, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suspire's national animal is the tanuki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suspire is ranked 9,158^th in the world and 503^rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.5 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.