Population | 23.437 billion |
Capital | Supreme Lord KANE City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Secret |
Currency | ZAMRI MONEY |
Animal | Shah Dalamadur |
The KINGDOM of Supreme Lord KANE is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.437 billion Supreme Lord KANEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme Lord KANE City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Supreme Lord KANEian economy, worth an astonishing 21,170 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 903,278 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, Supreme Lord KANEian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and the Supreme Lord KANEian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Supreme Lord KANE's national animal is the Shah Dalamadur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.
Supreme Lord KANE is ranked 90th in the world and 2nd in The top 3 giant for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 22,899.3 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the Supreme Lord KANEian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, Supreme Lord KANEian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, Supreme Lord KANEian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
- : Following new legislation in Supreme Lord KANE, the government denies any involvement in the release of the Hot Load computer virus.