Population | 8.059 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Supportive Parents is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.059 billion Supportive Parentsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Supportive Parentsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,428 trillion currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 301,305 currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food', the people have taken "Hail Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Supportive Parents's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Supportive Parents is ranked 339,867th in the world and 5th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -21.45 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the people have taken "Hail Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, bicycle parking sheds have sprouted like mushrooms near rail stations after cars were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
- : Supportive Parents was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million currency payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, politicians cheer the nation's surging death rate.
- : Following new legislation in Supportive Parents, organ donation is compulsory.