The Republic of Suomers is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 68.8 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,757 deniers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 696,042 per year while the poor average 13,561, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suomers is ranked 238,877^th in the world and 9,981^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -8.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.