by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,298thHighest Crime Rates: 1,650thRudest Citizens: 1,940th
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Population518 million


The Republic of Suomers is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 518 million Suomersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Suomersian economy, worth 68.8 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,757 deniers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 696,042 per year while the poor average 13,561, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suomers's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Suomers is ranked 238,877th in the world and 9,981st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -8.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,298thHighest Crime Rates: 1,650thRudest Citizens: 1,940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,966thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,007thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,019thFattest Citizens: 2,249thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,985thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,624thMost Avoided: 3,694thMost Armed: 3,792ndMost Influential: 3,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,854thLargest Mining Sector: 5,687thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,965thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,876thHighest Drug Use: 15,717thMost Efficient Economies: 16,161stMost Pro-Market: 16,397thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,863rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,600thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,611thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,770th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61st in the regionFattest Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 136th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Armed: 147th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 191st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 217th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 298th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 381st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 423rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 478th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 575th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 595th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 650th in the regionMost Extreme: 729th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 779th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 831st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 888th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 908th in the regionNudest: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suomers was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Seanat.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Suomers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Suomers, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Lulubellia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Hardscrabble, Aerilia, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Orado, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Omnistria, Illusia and Neverendia, Dabarastan, Slyakanya, Yaorozu, Nalver And, Ethnon, Maratabat, Republica Guilleana, Kragsgale, Valentine Z, Hyphen, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Landestian, Zzozona, Zyvetskistaahn, Dreadton, Patrician, Keurig Machines, Former English Colony, Runeda, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Bharathvarsh, New Lakemba, Territorio di Nessuno, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Libertania Democratica, Star Kingdom, Kocherian, Empy, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Sundred, and 118 others.Xentherida, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Cretox State, Navsland, Sikol, The Pantheons, Wilkshire, El Fiji Grande, Planes, Nodnarb, Sunto, Climeria, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, 1 very fast endotarter, Fauzjhia, WeKnow, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, The Endless Eventide, Sevinland, Loutsland, Darkmondoria, The Serdey Islands, Kranostav, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Madjack, Muqatil, Ravendi, Draconian Progression, East Akra, His Enduring Majesty, Moneyflows, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Colfes, Andexia, Wisconsota, Strongwill, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Xipher, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Crusadam, Chips and Guac, Texanz, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Venicea, Odelinor, Greater Afroeurasia, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Svenskan, Free Salvation, Minich, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Trumpski, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alorca, Xyrron, Fraystonia, Uzbek Khan, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Baba Zace, My chest is flat, Alexander the Magnus, Korean-Joseon, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Cajland, ForestMythal, Godwanna, Religioncord, Centrialand, Siberian Workforce, Britle, and Seanat.