The Federative Republic of Suisserland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Suisserland Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 7.991 billion Suisse are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berné. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suisse economy, worth 737 trillion Suissetas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,271 Suissetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Berné, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suisserland's national animal is the Suisse Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suisserland is ranked 150,120^th in the world and 776^th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,885.22 on the Hickory Productivity Index.