The District of Suerin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.14 billion Suerinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The very strong Suerinian economy, worth 426 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,515 Juno aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,062 per year while the poor average 14,179, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Suerin has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Suerin in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Suerin's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suerin is ranked 266,734^th in the world and 6^th in Mecklenburg Vorpommern for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.08 law-abiding acts per hour.