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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,373rd
The Merry Land of the Fishermen of
Corporate Police State
Stay Safe. Stay Alive.
King Jack Hauff
Influence
Contender
WA Delegate / Successor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Strogamehouf

Population1.487 billion

CapitalStrogia
LeaderKing Jack Hauff
FaithFishing

CurrencyFishbone
AnimalTrout

The Merry Land of the Fishermen of Strogamehouf is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Jack Hauff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.487 billion Strogamehoufians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strogia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Strogamehoufian economy, worth 232 trillion Fishbones a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,322 Fishbones, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,230,352 per year while the poor average 4,925, a ratio of 249 to 1.

Sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, guns don't kill people — heroes do, nations that kill a Strogamehoufian can expect a strongly worded letter, and tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Strogamehouf has found 5 easter eggs). Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Strogamehouf's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fishing.

Strogamehouf is ranked 27,150th in the world and 5th in The Guild of Generations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,660.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 39thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,373rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,177thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,223rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,599thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,241stBest Weather: 4,296thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,154thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,719thMost Secular: 6,113thHighest Crime Rates: 6,497thMost Efficient Economies: 8,832ndMost Conservative: 8,904thMost Primitive: 11,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,671stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,007thTop
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Largest Black Market: 18,100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,803rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,017thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30,060th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, tens of thousands of revelers have been arrested for trying to celebrate the recent world anniversary (Strogamehouf has found 5 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, nations that kill a Strogamehoufian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, guns don't kill people — heroes do.
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and arrow loops.
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Strogamehouf voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Medical Waste Management and Safety Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, the Strogamehoufian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Strogamehouf, subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft.
  • : Strogamehouf voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Eclipsis"".

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