The Oceanic Authority of Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presider-Primarch Petra Schlappi with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.659 billion Oceanics enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Sealand. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,935 trillion Oceanic Dragoons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 310,881 Oceanic Dragoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old Sealand University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bahamutism.

Stratocratic-Anarchy Oceanic Empire is ranked 3,077^th in the world and 2^nd in St Abbaddon for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 17,933.36 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.