The United Republic of Storsnia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kállá Tamvere with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.759 billion Storsnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farsund. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The Storsnian economy, worth 457 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,226 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Museum employees look down on short people, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Storsnia's national animal is the Elk and its national religion is None.

Storsnia is ranked 195,055^th in the world and 8,515^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.12 law-abiding acts per hour.