The NS Whale Hunters of Stevist Guam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Greatkitteh with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.646 billion Stevists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PlayPen. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stevist Guamian economy, worth a remarkable 5,762 trillion Roqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 494,790 Roqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stevist Guam's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stevism.

Stevist Guam is ranked 329,330^th in the world and 3,461^st in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 24.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.