The United Kingdoms of Stemmation is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 5.201 billion Stemmanions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agorapolis. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The Stemmanien economy, worth 302 trillion kronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 58,199 kronas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, Stemmation has designated Agorapolis as its capital city, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Stemmation in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stemmation's national animal is the blue squirrel.

Stemmation is ranked 127,361^st in the world and 164^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.98 law-abiding acts per hour.