The Republic of Stefrajinsk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Stefrajinsk's Finest with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.203 billion Stefrajinskians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rinskavia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stefrajinskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Hitskies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,184 Hitskies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,086,483 per year while the poor average 36,934, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Crime pays, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stefrajinsk's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flenstorism.

Stefrajinsk is ranked 4,358^th in the world and 90^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,060.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.