The People's Republic of State of Eusan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 634 million Statists enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revolutionary Sector - Leng - Ersgrenz. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Statist economy, worth 62.8 trillion Staatsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 98,981 Staatsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. State of Eusan's national animal is the Schwarzadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Eusan is ranked 24,420^th in the world and 1^st in The Khamen Union for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.