The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 126 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.796 billion Starlight Glimmer 126ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 126ian economy, worth 539 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,211 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied pony, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 126's national animal is the pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Starlight Glimmer 126 is ranked 110,987^th in the world and 908^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.58 law-abiding acts per hour.