The Naval Totalitariat of Stareogratia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.146 billion Stareogratians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Stareogratian economy, worth a remarkable 7,334 trillion new stareos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 454,242 new stareos, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

No one gossips with Supreme Admiral Narrian the First during diplomatic summits, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, Supreme Admiral Narrian the First is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Stareogratia's national animal is the twin-tail dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Second Naval Mission.

Stareogratia is ranked 170^th in the world and 1^st in Federated Armed States of Rewrite for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 454,242.55 Standard Monetary Units.