The Warriors of Star Trek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.793 billion Star Trekians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Star Trekian economy, worth a remarkable 5,431 trillion Texan Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,705 Texan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Any reference to a higher being is punished with public shaming, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Star Trek's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Great Bird of the Galaxy.

Star Trek is ranked 33,688^th in the world and 42^nd in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.62 law-abiding acts per hour.