Population | 3.132 billion |
Capital | Squidville |
Leader | Squidward Tentacles |
Currency | Squidbuck |
Animal | Squid |
The Gated Community of Squidward Town is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Squidward Tentacles with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.132 billion Squids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squidville. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Squid economy, worth 275 trillion Squidbucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,827 Squidbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Prison visits increase substantially during election years, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, priests are being drafted by the church load, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squidward Town's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Squidward Town is ranked 276,857th in the world and 5,005th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Republic of Peacefounders.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of United Orange Valley States.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Armed States of Dacian Freelands.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Republic of Vierlun.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Nation of Casscata.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Morally Grey States of Newest Foundedland.
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler.
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Squidward Town's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Squidward Town was endorsed by
The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 126 » Northern Zorbrasnka,
Halsoni,
Territorio di Nessuno,
Stal Valley,
Varisland,
Petronellania,
Great Bights Mum,
Aerilia,
Lotion Empire,
Tiodann,
Corfad,
Simone Republic,
Bagojo,
Kwaj,
Yaorozu,
Jughru,
Ayuzhhhhh,
The Northern Ice,
Bedsonya,
Juba,
Shibutani,
Jeltronian WA Mission,
Jameson Williams,
Chipoli,
Herzliyya,
Broatiana,
Ardok,
Pazair,
New Chilokver,
PlanetMercury,
South Parter,
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL,
Arucaria,
Pinguioris,
Ethnon,
Malta Comino Gozo,
Vetus,
Wilkshire,
Democatic Donkeys,
Ateala,
The Peoples Republic of Kyle,
Attempted Socialism,
Gmt2001,
North Arkana,
Pallaith,
Walter Jackson,
Mortionia,
Rex Republic,
Dicko,
Mk Steele, and 76 others.
Kelvaros Prime,
Barxa,
Chukstik Illahi,
The Rhein States,
Freedom and Democratic Socialist,
Unsophisticate,
Srpski Novo Zelandjani,
Omnistria,
Lemonbiscuits,
Gendirt,
Mardom,
Vendonesam,
Alice Gardens,
Koda-Land,
Karazan,
Laforeia,
Necromonia,
Zerentopia,
AmManies,
Esteneng,
Laxoimia,
Vamary,
Aoncarpa,
New Lakemba,
Loutsland,
North Bratislava,
Homalia,
The Unicrons,
Soviet Terran,
Vexilia,
CityCity,
Yukti,
Unimaginable Doom,
Arostica,
Yokciq Empire,
Kobagia,
Cisplatinaa,
Shrikisthan,
Revived Unclear,
Izern,
Thought Obliteration,
Gradis Merricus,
Aguaria Major,
United States of Dictators,
Xagill,
Pradovnia,
United Kahndaq,
The Sinclarian Provinces,
Gorundu,
New Matzeratia,
Vesuva,
PotatoFarmers,
TheLandOfFunFunFun,
Russila,
Etanur,
Dreadton,
Darkanistan,
Laurendon,
Taosun,
Rettverborg,
Rainengrad,
Lucasoland,
Lucedeia,
Zandos,
Singaporen Empire,
Ssordland,
Polgaria,
Zecit,
Allied Stumbler,
Newest Foundedland,
Casscata,
Vierlun,
Dacian Freelands,
United Orange Valley States,
Peacefounders, and
Wolffoxia.