The Holy Kingdom of Spank nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kiba with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.466 billion Spank nationians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spank nationian economy, worth 467 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,420 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's favourite colour is yellow (Spank nation has found 1 easter egg), it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spank nation's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spank nation is ranked 266,251^st in the world and 18,518^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Black Market, with 81.4 billion Standard Monetary Units.