The Democratic Republic of Spami is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Collective Leadership with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.921 billion Spamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spami City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,179 trillion Spams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,271 Spams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, a passport is literally priceless, and the Federal Council of Spami has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spami's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spami is ranked 303,447^th in the world and 1,307^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -335.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.