The Community of Spam Sandwiches is a huge, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning Spammer population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 634 million Spam Sandwichesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.6%.

The strong Spam Sandwichesian economy, worth 43.7 trillion Spam Cans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 68,856 Spam Cans, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and the weather in Spam Sandwiches City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Spam Sandwiches's national animal is the Spammer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spam Sandwiches is ranked 138,704^th in the world and 76^th in The Khamen Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,330.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.