The United Dependentist Entities of Spainsapien is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 602 million Sepasenian are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Luréin. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sepasenian economy, worth 38.1 trillion Great Sepasenian Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,290 Great Sepasenian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists attempt to convince the Hardship Fund that their unmade bed is a masterpiece, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spainsapien's national animal is the Sepasenian Turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Spainsapien is ranked 166,463^rd in the world and 101^st in Aspen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 548.82 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.