Soviet State of the Russian Republics
Population | 771 million |
Capital | Moscow |
Currency | Soviet ruble |
Animal | bear |
The People's Republic of Soviet State of the Russian Republics is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 771 million Soviet Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Soviet State of the Russian Republicsian economy, worth 26.9 trillion Soviet rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,833 Soviet rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges, and archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet State of the Russian Republics's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Soviet State of the Russian Republics is ranked 289,166th in the world and 426th in UEPU for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soviet State of the Russian Republics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, archaeological discoveries are often followed by mysterious hamster abductions.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, children play ring-around-the-rosey around bonfires of videogame cartridges.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, most foreigners can't name the leader of Soviet State of the Russian Republics.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, state media insists that Leader is the most fashionable leader in UEPU.
- : Soviet State of the Russian Republics's influence in UEPU rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Following new legislation in Soviet State of the Russian Republics, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.