The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ingliz with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.918 billion Greys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Federative Socialistsian economy, worth an astonishing 13,225 trillion cruds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 664,021 cruds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Federative Socialists's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christmas.

Soviet Federative Socialists is ranked 155,181^st in the world and 1^st in PoFo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 819.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.