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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,694th Largest Welfare Programs: 14,808th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,603rd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
GREAT AND RESPECTED
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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SOVEREIGN OF INDIA

Population496 million

CapitalBolt city

CurrencyUNITED RUPEE
AnimalTIGER

The Kingdom of SOVEREIGN OF INDIA is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 496 million SOVEREIGN INDIAIANS are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bolt city. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse SOVEREIGN OF INDIAian economy, worth 49.3 trillion UNITED RUPEES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,478 UNITED RUPEES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SOVEREIGN OF INDIA's national animal is the TIGER, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SOVEREIGN OF INDIA is ranked 164,009th in the world and 51st in Voltarium for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,694thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 14,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,603rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,981stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,374thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,740th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : SOVEREIGN OF INDIA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : SOVEREIGN OF INDIA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in SOVEREIGN OF INDIA, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.

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