The Federative Republic of Southern Yugoslavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Yuliya Surkova with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.188 billion Volkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volkgoroda. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Volkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,964 trillion koronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,228 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the justice of Southern Yugoslavia is considered superior to that of other nations, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and newborn babies can only be discharged from maternity wards during daylight hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Yugoslavia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lunarism.

Southern Yugoslavia is ranked 2,236^th in the world and 51^st in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.62 law-abiding acts per hour.