The Community of Southern Patty Zhimo County is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 12.748 billion Southern Patty Zhimo Countyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cabbages City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Southern Patty Zhimo Countyian economy, worth 139 trillion Turnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 10,915 Turnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, and Southern Patty Zhimo County has designated Cabbages City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Patty Zhimo County's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Southern Patty Zhimo County is ranked 116,905th in the world and 272nd in Chicken overlords for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 20 million survivors.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from
The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 18 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Southern Patty Zhimo County's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".