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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 307th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The age of reaction ends. The future is ours to write.
General Secretary Turaniski
Influence
Superpower
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.228 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderGeneral Secretary Turaniski
FaithEnlightenment Doctrine

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.228 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,835 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Boar Sea, South Reinkalistan's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, most towns have their General Secretary Turaniski High School located on General Secretary Turaniski Street, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Enlightenment Doctrine.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 9,709th in the world and 2nd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,990.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 307thHighest Poor Incomes: 445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 489thMost Devout: 764thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,169thLargest Black Market: 1,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,308thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,439thHighest Average Incomes: 1,441stLargest Mining Sector: 1,945thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,188thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,195thLargest Governments: 3,531stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,607thMost Conservative: 4,293rdMost Avoided: 4,333rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,680thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,190thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,247thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,915thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,870thMost Efficient Economies: 9,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,597thRudest Citizens: 10,984thMost Authoritarian: 11,254thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 12,348thMost Developed: 12,827thLargest Retail Industry: 19,235thMost Income Equality: 22,932nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, most towns have their General Secretary Turaniski High School located on General Secretary Turaniski Street.
  • : South Reinkalistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, South Reinkalistan's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : South Reinkalistan's influence in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Boar Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, everybody's got wood thanks to General Secretary Turaniski.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.

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