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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We stand, motionless; prepared, reserved, and vigilant.
President Mozhkin Turaniski
Influence
Powerbroker
Vice Executive
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population4.899 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPresident Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithVanguard Cultism

CurrencyGraska
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.899 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,844 trillion Graskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 376,553 Graskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, and minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vanguard Cultism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 167,351st in the world and 4th in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -86.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 225thHighest Poor Incomes: 273rdMost Patriotic: 323rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 353rdMost Devout: 480thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 805thMost Corrupt Governments: 857thMost Armed: 1,004thLargest Black Market: 1,016thHighest Average Incomes: 1,024thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,054thMost Conservative: 1,190thLargest Mining Sector: 1,307thLowest Crime Rates: 1,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,080thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,330thLargest Governments: 2,547thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,387thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,407thMost Authoritarian: 4,237thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,795thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,573rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,875thMost Efficient Economies: 8,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,834thHighest Economic Output: 9,432ndMost Developed: 10,536thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,319thTop
10%
Most Extreme: 17,590thMost Income Equality: 19,629thHealthiest Citizens: 20,837th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : South Reinkalistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : South Reinkalistan agreed to construct embassies between Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc and The United Front.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.

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