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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,022ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,893rd
The Gay Communal Union of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We must march along, not against progress.
Chairman Noah Jakobski
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

South Namia

Population3.696 billion

CapitalKraatozia
LeaderChairman Noah Jakobski
FaithThe South-Namian National Reform Church

CurrencyForel
AnimalAlpine Husky

The Gay Communal Union of South Namia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Noah Jakobski with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.696 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraatozia. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth 356 trillion Forels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,573 Forels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, citizens are expected to be armed at all times, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime is totally unknown. South Namia's national animal is the Alpine Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The South-Namian National Reform Church.

South Namia is ranked 239,386th in the world and 1,209th in The Communist Bloc for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 47.8 Whatever.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,022ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,509thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,579thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,861stNicest Citizens: 6,019thMost Inclusive: 7,026thMost Cultured: 7,664thHighest Food Quality: 8,243rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,410thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,370thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,544thMost Pacifist: 10,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,465thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,962ndBest Weather: 13,153rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,926thMost Developed: 14,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,893rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,514thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,242ndSmartest Citizens: 20,911thHealthiest Citizens: 21,008thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,860thLargest Governments: 22,408thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 30,216th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionMost Devout: 78th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 119th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 145th in the regionNudest: 163rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 173rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 180th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 189th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : South Namia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in South Namia, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : South Namia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wescia Ranicasseddnu.
  • : South Namia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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