Population | 10.61 billion |
Capital | Kaññirakkodu |
Leader | Srinivasan Nadavayal |
Faith | Saint Thomas Christianity |
Currency | South Keralite Kuntri |
Animal | Yellow Elephant |
The Democratic Republic of South Kerala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Srinivasan Nadavayal with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed population of 10.61 billion South Keralites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaññirakkodu. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient South Keralite economy, worth a remarkable 1,339 trillion South Keralite Kuntris a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,264 South Keralite Kuntris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Kerala's national animal is the Yellow Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saint Thomas Christianity.
South Kerala is ranked 181,866th in the world and 43rd in India for Most Extreme, scoring 16.4 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South Kerala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : South Kerala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in South Kerala, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in South Kerala, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : South Kerala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : South Kerala was endorsed by The Hind of REPUBLICBHARAT.
- : South Kerala was endorsed by The City of Upper Calcutta.
- : Following new legislation in South Kerala, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in South Kerala, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in South Kerala, South Keralite dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Sanatana Loka, Indian Subcontinental Union, Pygania, Hindu Ram Rajya, NikolayHD, Feausi, Chalakudy, Upper Calcutta, and REPUBLICBHARAT.