The Union of South Arab Emirates is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emir Zayn Abdu Baharun with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.974 billion South Arab Emiratis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The powerhouse South Arab Emirati economy, worth 975 trillion SAE dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 61,064 SAE dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 291,280 per year while the poor average 7,519, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Arab Emirates's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

South Arab Emirates is ranked 121,205^th in the world and 2^nd in Arab League for Most Armed, with 0.32 Weapons Per Person.