Population | 3.141 billion |
Capital | Hilston |
Leader | Mïley Bernationes |
Faith | Christianism |
Currency | sorocamirian petrus |
Animal | cougar |
The United States of Sorocamirim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mïley Bernationes with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 3.141 billion Sorocamirians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sorocamirianens economy, worth 639 trillion sorocamirian petruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,669 sorocamirian petruses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 577,350 per year while the poor average 57,419, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorocamirim's national animal is the cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.
Sorocamirim is ranked 245,319th in the world and 1,278th in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 27.75 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sorocamirim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Mining Safety Accord".
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Sorocamirim, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Sorocamirim voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 116 » Istastioner, The New Nordic Union, Western Balkania, New Vardarland, Balcem, Umeria, Regnum Italiae, Parsininsa, Outer Sparta, Invernessia, Meropis, Ortigia, Mallor, Raghallaigh, Kronverg, Basque Dominion, Yahlia, The Champions League, Nea Europa, Saarenmaa, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, Someseni, Northern Socialist States, Leblancroux, Astaraion, Agausia, Armbruster, Bastile, Thracia Republic, Cot Deviet, Crucia, Vurk, Southern Inter-pret, Scytharum, The AbelLandia, Communist-Denmark, Alsted, Ostermarch, The Sigometh Dynasty, Dark Matter, Rome Ruzalls, Irminsulia, CSB SA Union, Thracia and Crimea, Brakanistan, Nardin, Iceagea, Dauershire, Slavonia and Srijem, and 66 others.Arsenial, Ferranghia, Walfo, Wombelland, British Gambia, Durlia, Greater Bahland, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Convilla, Calicov, Burvenchkaht, The Full Moon, Karnea, Reiserland, New Eestiball, Newex Nov Can, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Carbon Capture, Soveriegn, Rary, Free Canadian Republic, Woodlands, Trixeland, Chronus, Destyntine, Great Whiteland, Dizgovzy, New Kowloon Bay, St Scarlett, North of Americas, KKoRea, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Iskalland, National Federation, Eistalia, Tax Haven Islands, Verlian, Foredeland, Caparica, Vandila, Leranditale, Potatopelago, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Ukrainida, Stumphosse Res, Grego, Opiachus WA Mission, Maritzal, Jim the Baptist, Granevia, The Aosta Valley, MY Holiness, Paidousistan, Mally Piznoopia, Quincy, Corynth, Ottterland, The Free States of Rome, Agartia, Litalia Vala, Union of Rossiya, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Mollow, and Montecrux.