Population | 11.544 billion |
Currency | Tsathoggua |
Animal | Cthulhu |
The Holy Empire of Sons of Shub-Niggurath is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.544 billion Sons of Shub-Niggurathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Sons of Shub-Niggurathian economy, worth a remarkable 4,810 trillion Tsathogguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 416,699 Tsathogguas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and Sons of Shub-Niggurathians have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Sons of Shub-Niggurath's national animal is the Cthulhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Sons of Shub-Niggurath is ranked 13,003rd in the world and 177th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,937.39884339728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, Sons of Shub-Niggurathians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Sons of Shub-Niggurath, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.