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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,664thMost Patriotic: 3,271stMost Armed: 3,855th
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Для Родины
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Somurias

Population5.731 billion

CapitalYevraziya
LeaderPremier Bogdan
FaithAtheism

CurrencyNaroden
AnimalPhoenix

The People's Federation of Somurias is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Bogdan with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.731 billion Somuriasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yevraziya. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 986 trillion Narodens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,149 Narodens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg), being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Somurias is ranked 265,663rd in the world and 4,765th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 12.597387771 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,664thTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,271stMost Armed: 3,855thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,578thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,640thLargest Governments: 5,878thLowest Crime Rates: 6,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,473rdMost Inclusive: 9,856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,172ndMost Developed: 10,621stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,255thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,399thHighest Food Quality: 14,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,839thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,460thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,542ndMost Cultured: 15,691stSmartest Citizens: 16,400thMost Efficient Economies: 18,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,754thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,955thHealthiest Citizens: 29,510th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Patriotic: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 147th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 172nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 255th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionMost Developed: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 284th in the regionMost Inclusive: 294th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 393rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 402nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 407th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 433rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 433rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Somurias lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Somurias altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Somurias was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Somurias has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Somurias, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.

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