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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,087thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,888thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,648th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Some cows

Population1.57 billion

CapitalSome cows City


The Holy Empire of Some cows is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cow with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.57 billion cows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some cows City. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The powerhouse cow economy, worth 148 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,414 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, and Cow wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Some cows's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Some cows is ranked 91,343rd in the world and 6th in Friendly Pacifists for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,087thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,888thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,648thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,601stTop
Most Conservative: 17,119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,437thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,901stMost Authoritarian: 24,210th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

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