The AAA of Somalwilandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by someguy with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.094 billion Somalwilandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somalwiland city. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Somalwilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 218,434 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somalwilandia's national animal is the Canadian Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heretical theologianism.

Somalwilandia is ranked 2,269^th in the world and 1^st in Someguy Regionland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.14 law-abiding acts per hour.