The Holy Empire of Som noah mo is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 570 million Som noah moans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of som max moan. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Som noah moan economy, worth 36.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,866 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Som noah mo's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Som noah mo is ranked 269,909^th in the world and 297^th in United Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.