Population | 2.476 billion |
Capital | capsasin |
Leader | san sund ertale |
Faith | the codex of violet |
Currency | Dontin |
Animal | Socumu white deer |
The Republic of Socomu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by san sund ertale with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.476 billion Socomuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of capsasin. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Socomuan economy, worth 222 trillion Dontins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,932 Dontins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, there's a politician called Male Infant Thomas, and billions of Dontins are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socomu's national animal is the Socumu white deer and its national religion is the codex of violet.
Socomu is ranked 154,253rd in the world and 5th in fellowship of the wyrms for Most Stationary, with 146.45784376692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, billions of Dontins are being poured into a space program.
- : Socomu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
- : Socomu lodged a message on the Fellowship of the wyrms Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, there's a politician called Male Infant Keating.
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away.
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Socomu, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.