by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,913th
The Queendom of
Moralistic Democracy
The End of All Things
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Socialist test 219

Population6.292 billion

CurrencyLatinum
AnimalEagle

The Queendom of Socialist test 219 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.292 billion Socialist test 219ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist test 219ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,154 trillion Latinums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,533 Latinums, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and Formula One cars in Socialist test 219 boast 56 miles per gallon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist test 219's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Socialist test 219 is ranked 35,446th in the world and 1,820th in Balder for Most Conservative, scoring 79.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,926thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,913thMost Armed: 2,925thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,925thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,060thMost Avoided: 7,204thMost Patriotic: 8,470thMost Devout: 8,490thLargest Black Market: 10,547thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,768thLargest Mining Sector: 13,639thHighest Average Incomes: 14,527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,389thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,031stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,427thLowest Crime Rates: 26,028thMost Efficient Economies: 26,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 29,584thHighest Economic Output: 30,873rd
Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 125th in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Avoided: 419th in the regionMost Devout: 420th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 757th in the regionMost Patriotic: 783rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 851st in the regionMost Influential: 894th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 955th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 983rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,048th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,052nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,106th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,532nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, Formula One cars in Socialist test 219 boast 56 miles per gallon.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Socialist test 219, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.

More...

Report