The Federal Republic of Socialist State Fayria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rimarij Vożajku with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.327 billion Faürians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fayyrfo. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Faürian economy, worth 137 trillion Farians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,647 Farians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist State Fayria's national animal is the Ermine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist State Fayria is ranked 8,599^th in the world and 204^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pacifist, with 136.02 cheeks turned per day.