The Karelian-Finnish SFR of Socialist Euraisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Якоб Альтез with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.099 billion Карелы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Карельский economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Карельский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,944 Карельский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Карельский рубльs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Фокс II Ниволай Nebula, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Хельсинки, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Карельский nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Euraisa's national animal is the Фокс II Ниволай, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Euraisa is ranked 116,651^st in the world and 14^th in Soviet Democracy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.