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Nudest: 983rdMost Influential: 3,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,581st
The Karelian-Finnish SFR of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I used Google Translate for all this.
Якоб Альтез
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Socialist Euraisa

Population6.099 billion

LeaderЯкоб Альтез

CurrencyКарельский рубль
AnimalФокс II Ниволай

The Karelian-Finnish SFR of Socialist Euraisa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Якоб Альтез with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.099 billion Карелы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Хельсинки. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Карельский economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion Карельский рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,944 Карельский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Карельский рубльs are spent to take high-quality photos of the Фокс II Ниволай Nebula, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Хельсинки, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Карельский nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Euraisa's national animal is the Фокс II Ниволай, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Socialist Euraisa is ranked 116,651st in the world and 14th in Soviet Democracy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

Nudest: 983rdTop
Most Influential: 3,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,095thLowest Crime Rates: 4,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,608thMost Developed: 4,996thLargest Governments: 5,102ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,384thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,333rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,362ndSmartest Citizens: 7,184thMost Efficient Economies: 8,422ndMost Secular: 8,482ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,002ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,711thBest Weather: 10,458thHighest Average Incomes: 10,501stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,762ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,279thHighest Economic Output: 17,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,195thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,121stMost Stationary: 22,280thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,521st
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Survaek, Amosiac, Luperca, Satima, Panhist Turkey, Nicarberrolicka, Nadezda, Varmastaat, Frekhborlo, Close-Lands, and Politiania.

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