The Libertarian Republic of Social Democrats is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bernstein with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.398 billion Social Democrats hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Demopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Social Democratsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion DogeCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 267,671 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Social Democrats's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Social Democrats is ranked 1,513^th in the world and 41^st in the South Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 195.93 cheeks turned per day.