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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,512thMost Influential: 1,691st
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
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Slyakanya

Population7.582 billion

CapitalRostov
LeaderAleksandr Vovkov

CurrencyAkcha
AnimalBrown Bear

The Socialist Federal Republic of Slyakanya is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksandr Vovkov with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.582 billion Slyakanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rostov. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Slyakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Akchas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,908 Akchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Slyakanya's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slyakanya's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slyakanya is ranked 17,400th in the world and 752nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,512thMost Influential: 1,691stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,988thMost Inclusive: 2,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,055thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,269thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,338thHealthiest Citizens: 3,566thBest Weather: 3,714thMost Pacifist: 3,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,977thHighest Food Quality: 4,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,833rdSafest: 6,465thMost Developed: 7,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,389thLargest Governments: 8,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,970thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,279thSmartest Citizens: 9,674thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,552ndMost Secular: 10,646thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,767thLowest Crime Rates: 12,124thMost Efficient Economies: 12,525thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,210thMost Cultured: 17,400thMost Income Equality: 21,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,967thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,632ndHighest Average Incomes: 28,852ndHighest Economic Output: 29,387thHighest Drug Use: 29,706th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 96th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 163rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionNicest Citizens: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 247th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 249th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 265th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 343rd in the regionSafest: 344th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionMost Influential: 416th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionNudest: 497th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 499th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 524th in the regionMost Income Equality: 573rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 677th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 688th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 177 » Wisconsota, Xagill, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Omnistria, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Hellsinky, Dreadton, Bankowiata, Great Bights Mum, Advancia-Sizzletown, Frances Francis the First of France, North Bratislava, Kranostav, Loutsland, Joodey, The Jerichowan Country, Kwaj, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Corfad, Wilkshire, Votak Matim, AmManies, Merconitonitopia, Empy, Unshleepd, Sikol, Holy Marcus Empire, Wineclaw, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Maott, Pasargad, Pazair, Yukti, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, Pallaith, Xentherida, Vincone Cae, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Inspiratus, GPT-3, Varisland, and 127 others.Gurou, PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Zyvetskistaahn, Simone Republic, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, New Trisone, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Arucaria, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Esperonia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Khoik, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Atrito, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Laurendon, Kaschovia, Nationeer, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Bodhisva, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Sindoesia, Roman Empire August, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, Arostica, Verderiesdre, McMasterdonia, New Chiken, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Zelenaya Dolina, Fragrancia, Ereena, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Nu Elysium, and Aoncarpa.

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