The New Federation of Slavoniah is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Computer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 860 million Slavonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kovichy. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slavonian economy, worth 116 trillion Slavons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,765 Slavons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, artists are pillars of society, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavoniah's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Slavoniah is ranked 280,638^th in the world and 685^th in Concord for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.